Drink till you're in the ER

Abstience is da bomb, yo!

STDs for Dummies

Nappy Headed Cho

How to write a horror movie in 4 simple steps

INtro to jornalizm 101

Best Valentine's Day Gifts List = Guaranteed Action

AMERIKA! IZ DA #1 NASHION IN DA MUTHERFUOKIN WORLLL!D!!

Video Game Bloopers n Blunders

Things that require too much effort

I watch pornos for the acting

bOregon Trail

Saw 3 Exclusive Shizzle (and Saw 4 - 14 as well)

Christmas is Coming! (in October)

Ritalin Junkies has been nominated for a High Times Award!

Things that are Gay

Safari in my Pants

Jesse McCartney's #1 Fan (hate mail)

Hooray for movie critics!

Gas prices suck dick (like you didn't that know already).

Hillary Duff, ChoPPEd and SCRewED, bitches.

Ponderosa Sucks

I AM TEH BESTEST BOAT RACESR IN ALL THE WORLDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Saved by the Bell, the Show you Hate to Love

Early Retirement, for Dummies

Pearl Harbor vs. 9/11

White People Love SuperBowl Ads

Boy Meets World: The Original Brokeback Mountain

Being a chick must suck

Gynecology 101

The Cast and Crew

Amityville and Helltown Hoaxes Revealed

How much would you pay to taste a panda?

Dr. House is a P.I.M.P.

Fuck the Grinch, how you can steal Christmas!

Ziggy likes it up the butt

Katrina is a big, menstrating bitch

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

You might be a redneck, if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny

Celebrity Shit List

Red Light District

If it's good enough for John Glenn...

Star Wars Episode 3: Return of the Marketing Whore

Mother's Day without the Bullshit

C is for Cookie Bitch!

Looking for a gently used car?

Wendy's Lies to your Face and gets off on it

Fat People Weren't Meant to Travel at High Speeds

Do you like annoying, loud, retarded crap machines?

To find out if you were spoiled as a child, click here

And you thought it was over after high school

The Lesbionic Adventures of Misha Barton

It's too Damn Cold

Put Down the Fries, Fatty

I change the topic so abruptly, I Don't Even Know What to Title This

Groundhog's Day, A Holiday for the Dark Ages

For Sale: $5 Colored Rubber Bands

Kids and Movies Don't Mix

Oh, I finally added pictures to the New York Trip.

Over 40 Years Old? Stop Ruining Pop Culture.

Ashton Kutcher is a RE-RE

Billions of dollars and dead bodies

I Still Hate Office Max

Oh, Canada

How are you going to ring in the New Year?

The Ten Worst Movies of All Time

When Did Boy Meets World get so GAY?

I Hate NASCAR

We Need to Build More Pyramids!

Ryan Seacrest is a homo

Cleveland Sports Teams are great...at losing

I hate the TV Shows "Friends"

My first car, the shameful tribute?

The trip to New York City

Soap Slivers

How to Be Cool in School

The Weirdest Dream I Ever Had

Charlotte's Web is the Crappiest Children's Book

The Worst Bands/Artists of the 21st Century

And I hate country music, too

Do you attend cuddle parties? Read on homo

How to Drive like an asshole

Ketchup Crust

Too much reality on your TV?

Stop making movie sequels

Wendy's Food - A turn for the worst, post Dave Thomas

Office Max, Radio Shack, Cell Phone Kiosks - All Suck

The Best and Worst Theme Parks In America

Oh no, ANOTHER haircut

Bring back Loveline to Ohio

Bumper Stickers

Do you have a dumbass boss?