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	180 Energy 4 / 10 This pathetic little can cost at least $2 at the gas station. It tastes just like an off-brand orange pop from Cost Co. That high frutose corn syrup isn't good for you either. The drink was average, but I wouldn't spend the money on this. There are better ones out there.
	180 Energy Blue Acai 6 / 10 Blue carbonated cotton candy in a can. Might as well get Liquid Ice Energy since it tastes exactly the same and you get twice as much for the same price.
	ABS Speed Shot 7/10 Extactly the same as Redline (see below). Exactly.
	ABS Speed Shot Grape 7/10 Has the density of cough syrup like the red predecessor, but this time, takes more like a Dimetapp syrup than a standard cough syrup.
	ACE Energy 7.5/10 I didn't think this was going to be any good, given the generic marketing and pinup girl. I was expecting a Redbull, but it was much sweeter. Good, not great.
	ACE Energy Juice 7.5/10 Basically just the same as the above review, expect this is energy juice; wasn't expecting much, pleasantly surprised with a good but not great drink that's similar to a lot of other stuff out there.
	AEX Pump 7/10 I think this is just Redline with a different name since I bought it out of state. It's like a thick white grape concentration, you can tell when you're drinking it that the purpose of it is for exercising.
	AIRFORCE Energy Soda 4/10 This is kind of a gay looking line of energy drinks meant for people caffine sensative nerds; this drink contains less caffine than most energy drinks. It's just okay. Not worth the money at all. This drink reminds me of someone who constantly complains about his ears popping on an airplane.
	ARCHER FARMS Energy 7/10 Considering this is made by Target Department stores, it's not a bad drink. Kind of like Crunk or Liquid Octane. Cheap too. Except there's a cock (rooster) on the can...
	ARCHER FARMS Sugar Free Grapefruit 6/10 Tasted like grapefruit, as promised, only a mild aftertaste of sugar free lab technology.
	ARCHER FARMS Tropical Fruit Energy 7/10 Tastes just like RIP IT A'Tomic, except a little bit more tart, and a little bit more expensive.
	ARIZONA Energy Herbal Tonic 10/10 This was probably one of the best drinks I've had lately. It's a really sweet taste without the syrupy aftertaste and overcarbonation of most drinks. At what a value, 99 cents for 24 ounces! It also made my pee smell so good I wanted to drink it! I highy recommend it!
	ARIZONA LOW CARB Energy 7/10 See below.
	ARIZONA Extreme Energy Shot 7/10 I really wasn't expected too much out of this drink (given how gay the can looked), but it wasn't that bad. Decent. Lightly Carbonated.
	ARIZONA Green Tea Energy 0/10 Green Tea Sucks, it tastes like bitter plants dipped in chroline and it's loaded with sugar. If you like green tea then knock yourself out.
	BAWLS Energy 10/10 This was a really good drink, kind of 7up ish but very refreshing and crisp. Highly recommended.
	BAWLS Energy Sugar Free 6/10 No, the sugar freeness ruins this drink. More than most. The aftertaste burps are bitter like pills. Originals only, please.
	BEAST Energy 6.5/10 Pretty much a smaller Monster knock off, except this made me super anxious for about 30 minutes.
	BEAST Zero 6.5/10 Again, very similar to the original Beast, kind of a mix of low carb sugarfree Redbull/Monster knockoffs.
	BLUE SKY Blue Energy 5/10 Forgettable blue flavored genericness.
	BOOKOO Berry 8/10 Everyone who sampled this drink like it a lot and I'd have to agree with them. An actual drink with a unique taste that isn't a Redbull, Crunk, or Monster knock off. It's very refreshing.
	BOOKOO Bite 5/10 If I remeber correctly, this tasted like carbonated ice tea. I like the other flavors better.
	BOOKOO Citrus 7/10 Not bad, a citrus flavor, sure, there's better orange drinks, but there's many more worse ones.
	BOOKOO Low Carb Energy 7.5/10 This is a good value, 24oz for $2.29; also, it doesn't have any calories or sugar, also a bonus when it comes to your health. It tastes pretty good too, not the greatest, but very good nonetheless.
	BUDWISER B^E 0/10 I've heard a lot of bad things about this stuff and all of them are true. "Beer plus something more" as the can claims. If the "something more" is cat shit, then that statement is accurate. It smells like beer, but tastes like Mexican grapefruits mixed with unfiltered coffee grounds. IT IS DISGUSTING. I could not finish it, it was vomit-inducing, and not the vomit-inducing beer should be.
	BURN Energy 9/10 This was a very different kind of energy drink, a sweet pineapple flavor. It seems like a good drink to mix with alcohol and it is loaded with caffeine, which provided me with a nice even alertness all day.
	BURN Energy Diet 8/10 Same as above, just a little bit of that sugar free aftertaste.
	COCA-COLA Blak 6/10 Coffee + Coke + Caramel; this is a very different drink, I've never had anything quite like it. At first, I really enjoyed it, but by the end of the drink it kind of sucked. If you like coffee, you'll love this.
	COCAINE Energy 9/10 Since the name alone pissed off so many fat white bitches, I had high expectations for the 'legal alternative' (according to the can anyway). Actually, it has such a different taste, but I really didn't like it at first. There's a cayanne pepper or something in it that burns the back of your throat, but by the time I was done with the can, it felt so fucking good in my stomach! And the energy was a nice continous alertness, not a crash, not anxiousness. It almost lives up to all the hype.
	Cut COCAINE Energy 7/10 When I saw this drink, I thought it was just remarketing...however, there is one key ingredient missing between this and the original. They cut out the cayenne pepper (thus, CUT cocaine). To me, the drink just isn't as good without it. It's still a good drink for caffeine content, but the cayenne pepper really gave you that extra jolt which made it such a good drink in the first place.
	COOLAH Energy 8/10 Proclaiming to be from Australia (note the boomerang and a brief explanation of the Austrailan village of Coolah), this was the first lemon flavored energy drink I've seen. It's loaded with sugar. It was pretty good, kind of like lemon meringue pie without the crust or whipped cream.
	CRUNK Eneregy 7/10 Is this the part where I put in a Lil Jon quote? Tastes like cranberries and makes your pee smell funny. It was...OKAY.
	E3 Citrus Splash Energy 4.5/10 Tasted like a 4 ounce phlegm shot. Gross, but effective.
	ELEMENTS Energy Rain 2/10 I tried this drink, and although it taste good (kind of like slightly carbonated cherry Kool Aid) THIS DRINK MADE ME FALL ASLEEP! Absolutely no kick or buzz of any kind. What kind of energy drink makes you fall asleep!? What's the point? How is this qualified to be an energy in this drink?
	FIREPOWER Extreme Energy 5/10 I can't even remember what this tasted like, must have been pretty generic...
	FOUR Energy Beer 6/10 Just like Tilt and Sparks. Tastes like old grapefruits, yes THAT'S the fruit it tastes like. When I first had Tilt, I spend like half an hour trying to decide what fruit it tasted like. But it does keep you awake.
	FULL THROTTLE Energy 6/10 This drink was just okay; highly carbonated, decent taste and aftertaste. Kept me alert, but there's much better drinks out there.
	FULL THROTTLE Sugar Free 3/10 Original Full Thottle isn't the best drink, now strip away all of the sugar. Tastes like Windex.
	FULL THROTTLE Fury 7.5/10 I kind of do like this drink, better than the original and sugar free. It's a step in the right direction for Coke.
	FULL THROTTLE Sugar Free Fury 7/10 Close to the original flavor, and the aspartame isn't nearly as obvious as the difference between oringal and sugar free Full Throttle. In fact, I haven't even seen any Sugar Free Full Throttles lately. Maybe they're redoing the formula. Good.
	FULL THROTTLE Blue Demon 7/10 A new drink to the Full Throttle line, a blue flavor (because that hasn't been done before). It was a really good drink, you can't really go wrong at the Coca Cola company since they have about $1 billion dollars a year dedicated to research and testing. And the can was half English, half Spanish! Olé!
	FXRCE Energy 4/10 A sourer version of Redbull that made me kind of gassy. Tastes like the color yellow.
	G PURE Energy 5/10 Tasted like carbonated shampoo.
	GO FAST Energy 9/10 I really like this one, it has a very different taste. You can taste a slight bit of honey in it, which may not sound good, but trust me, it's got a smooth taste going down and felt really good in my stomach. Keep me alert all day too. Probably one of best drinks out there.
	GO FAST Light Energy 8/10 For a diet drink, you really can't go wrong with this. Almost as good as the original!
	GO JUICE Energy 6.5/10 Sigh, another Crunk knock off, just like Archer Farms, Liquid Octane, only less of it.
	GURU Energy 4/10 Unlike most energy drinks out there, this one contains no caffine and is all natural. It tastses like watered down carbonated white grape juice. It was okay. Nothing too special. Didn't give me too much of a kick. There are better ones out there.
	GURU Diet Energy 1/10 This was a terrible drink, it tasted like cigarette ash and farts. I felt like I was being punished for something. Avoid.
	HAMMERHEAD Energy Drink 9/10 This was a really good drink. I can't remember exactly, but if I recall, it was an almost perfect citrus taste. Not too sour, not too sweet or syrupy. And it kept me motivated all day.
	HANSEN'S ENERGY PRO Pipeline 7.5/10 This drink was not bad; very sweet at first, tastes like a Mamba or a Starburst.
	HIBALL Energy Orange Soda 3/10 This drink is god awful. It tastes like diarrhea-inducing medicine that my mom put in my sippy cups when I was 3. Actually it tastes a lot like soda water. Terrible tainted soda water. At the store, there is so much caffiene in these that I needed to show my ID. I'm not sure if I believe that, but it did keep me pretty high...but God what an awful taste, it's like kissing an alcoholic aunt.
	JEFF GORDON 24 Energy 8.5/10 Thought this would suck like the Superman special edition of Sobe. I was wrong. It's a orange cross of pop/juice, with more of a tangerine flavor. Pretty good stuff for anything endorsing NASCAR.
	JOKER Energy 7/10 I swear, this is made by the same company as Monster (Hansen). It tastes just like a Monster before they changed the formula...Even the format of text and the placement of things on the can resemble Monsters; only difference was that it didn't keep me awake as long and it was more syrupy. I think this was just the formula Hansen created for Monster before it was perfected later and re-released as Monster (with better marketing too).
	JOKER Low Carb Energy 7.5/10 See above.
	JOKER Mad Energy Juice 9/10 One of the best juice energy drinks. Sweet orange without being syrupy or sticky. Smooth. Like refrigerator-cooled popsicle juice.
	JOLT Cola 9.5/10 This drink was definitely kick ass; I especially enjoy the boner-inducing pop the can makes every time you open one. 24 oz of a sweet but not syrupy drink is also a great value.
	JOLT Blue 6.5/10 Kind of like a watered down version of Liquid Ice; probably the same caffiene cotent in twice the beverage.
	JOLT Red 6/10 Cherry Coke...
	JOLT SILVER Cola 6/10 Sprite. It's just Sprite.
	JOLT Cherry 5/10 Dark cherries mixed with Dr. Pepper. The cool novelty of the caps blowing off the bottle (while fun) has worn off, and most of these drinks are just carbonated sugar water with a taste of generic flavoring.
	JOLT Diet Lime 2/10 Most water and carbonating with only a hint of lime, too watery, diet bullshit; I couldn't finish it.
	KORE Energy 6/10 Mix Sprite and Redbull together for this. It's unusual.
	LIGHTNIN Energy 8/10 This tastes like a Berry Red generic version of Dimetapp. Brings back good memories of pseudoeffedrin. Yum Yum.
	LIQUID Blow 5/10 This is mostly over-carbonated air, like the canned air you use to clean keyboards, with a hint of cotton candy.
	LIQUID Octane Energy 7.5/10 The taste is very close to CRUNK, but you get double the drink for the same price with this.
	LIQUID Octane Sugar Free 7/10 Pretty close to the real kind with sugar, only a minor aftertaste, compared to most of the other terrible ones out there.
	LIQUID Blue Ice 8.5/10 Cotton candy in a can. It's a pretty good taste, gets me going, I'd recommend it.
	LIQUID Nitro 5/10 Overpriced $3 a can for a syrupy mess of an energy drink.
	LOOP Energy 4/10 This was made by the KMart company, so I didn't expect much. It was one of those gross Redbull rip offs that can't quite get the recipe...tasted more like gym socks than Redbull, no thanks.
	LOOP Energy Sugar Free 5/10 I'll give a little more props to the sugar free version; considering there is no sugar, I expected it to taste even worse than the original but it didn't.
	LOST Energy 7/10 This was the most expensive drink I've ever bought at $3 for a 16oz, and tastes pretty close to Monster. In fact, it's made by the same company. Other than the fact that the can design is rad, what's the point for a $3 can?
	LOST Energy Juice 8/10 Hmmm, tastes somewhere between RockStar Juice and Monster Khaos...(it's another orange juice drink if you haven't guessed it.)
	LOST Energy Dysfunctional 8.5/10 A very sweet cherry flavor with light carbonation, but not syrupy (which is good). Yeah, a pretty good drink.
	LOST Perfect 10 8/10 Tastes extremely close to the original Monster, except it's a low carb version. Well, it's made by the same company...
	MONSTER Energy 9/10 This is what I drink by default. I really like the fact that you get such a large can for the same price as a tiny redbull (especially now with the XXL can!). They have recently improved their recipe and this is a very tasty drink that goes down smooth. Even half a can will give me enough energy throughout the day. Highly recommended.
	MONSTER Assault Energy 10/10 The Assault is a red colored carbonated fruit drink; this is my favorite drink of all time. Red with just a hint of spice cake, I'll drink this warm if I have too, the best.
	MONSTER Lo-Carb Energy 8/10 I was skeptical of the Lo-Carb, simply because Low Carb is just a manly word for "diet". I thought this was going to be a poor attempt at a diet friendly drink, since most diet foods taste much worse than the originals. However, I was pleasantly surprised by the taste! It was very good, smooth, and had a very unique taste to it that I can't quite describe. I recommend it.
	MONSTER Khaos Energy 9/10 This drink is very good, an orange citrus flavor that goes down very smooth. It's carbonated orange juice with a kick in the face! Probably my favorite of the millions of orange juice citrus energy drinks (or juice, as they like to call them). I really enjoy it.
	MONSTER M-80 7.5/10 This is a classic case of Hansen Co. rebranding. Hansen is the company that makes many different energy drinks, including Monster, Joker, and well, Hansen. This is Hansen Pipeline Pro with a Monster slash on it. See that review.
	MONSTER Java Monster Mean Bean 8/10 Sweet, Monster's trying to make Starbucks Lattes 'cool' and 'edgy' with plenty of 'attitude'. This is basically what it tastes like. Even if you don't like coffee, this is more like those tiny Starbucks Frappacinos at the grocery store, except you get 16 oz instead of 5 1/2 for the same price. A sweet tasting drink, didn't give me as much energy as the usual carbonated ones, but still enjoyed it.
	MONSTER Java Monster Moca Loca 8/10 Pretty similar to the above, just slightly darker.
	MONSTER Java Monster Big Black 7.5/10 The darkest blend of Monster Java; I dislike coffee, but even for a supposed 'dark' coffee, this is very mild. I prefer the lighter tasting ones, but they are all good.
	MOUNTAIN DEW Amp Energy 8.5/10 This is a pretty good drink, you can find it in almost every store. It is similar to Mountain Dew, but not as much. You can tell they are related, but it has a distinct and crisp taste.
	MOUNTAIN DEW Amp OverDrive Energy 8.5/10 Looks like some of the big companies are rolling out new flavors. Amp is a very crisp mountain dew (with typical energy drink additives, of course). And Amp Overdrive is a very crisp version of mountain dew code red (with typical energy drink additives, of course). Not like this is a bad thing, Amp never disappoints.
	MOUNTAIN DEW MDX 6/10 This tastes just like Mountain Dew. Compare the ingredients.
	NEW YORK MINUTE Energy 4.5/10 Very syrupy, barely carbonated, reminded me of drinking those steaming sewer vents in NYC...yeah it tasted like that...
	NEXCITE Energy 6.5/10 Tastewise, this is good, very European, feels like expensive Redbull, but the drink also claims to make you horny. It did not and I was disappointed.
	NITRO 2 GO Extreme Energy 5/10 Very sweet and syrupy, highly carbonated; it was okay, nothing special.
	NOS Energy 1/10 This drink is really terrible. There's two different types of OJ; there's the good kind of OJ that's sweet and refreshing...and then there's the bad, bitter, bottom-of-the-shelve pulpy OJ. Imagine that kind of orange juice carbonated. The drink didn't even keep me awake and I was tired by the end of the day. Not recommended at all.
	NOS Low Carb Energy 7/10 I remembered how much I hated the original, and I really, really did not want to try this. However, I was more than pleasantly surprised with the taste. This was very good considering it was Low Carb. It makes me almost want to try the original again (maybe I just had a tainted can before).
	OHIOBERG Red Ginseng 1/10 Awful. It tastes like plant water from a vase with a taint of cinnamon. No caffeine, no sugar. If you thought that was bad...
	OHIOBERG Aloe Vera 0/10 This is probably the worst drink I've ever had, no joke. I was extremely skeptical after that previous Ohioberg disaster...especially when the flavor is named after a skin treatment for sunburn. Well, it was BAD. Not only could you see the grains of herbs floating in the drink like tiny hairs, but there are CHUNKY gels in the drink! It was not frozen, I checked three times, YES THERE WERE CHUNKS IN MY DRINK!!! This is not normal. This is pesticide-soaked dandelions and sewer water from New Jersey, NOT an energy drink!
	PIMP JUICE Energy 5.5/10 It's colored like a neon green Ghostbuster's Slimer limited edition of Kool Aid. Tastes like nongelatinized water-downed Jello. This product was definately intended to be mixed with alcohol, cause its pretty weak by itself. And it's noncarbonated? Weird.
	PHANTOM Energy 7.5/10 Tastes exactly like Redbull, except with a hint, a tiny hint of caramel. I bought it for $4 in a Mexican Restaurant.
	REDBULL Energy 8/10 Regardless of your opinion on the drink (some people love it, some hate it), this is the original energy drink, the first popular one that started it all. It's carried in virtually every drug store, grocery store, department store, and gas station across the country. Personally, I think that the drink is kind of sour at first, but by the end of the can, it tastes kind of good. I prefer a sweet tasting drink to a sour one, but it does produce a good buzz regardless.
	REDBULL Sugarfree Energy 8/10 Some people really hate sugar free Redbull, but I thought it was as good, if not better than the real thing. Sugar is bad for you anyway, right?
	RED JAK Energy Drink 8/10 This drink was pretty good. It is highly carbonated and just a little bit watery, but it has a really good aftertaste. Kept me awake. On a side note, I think it made my pee smell funny.
	RED JAK Diet Energy 7/10 Still prefer the original over the diet, but there are a lot of worse diet drinks out there.
	REDLINE Speed Shot 7/10 Tastes like cough syrup, but it's a very concentrated doseage. Makes me want to run a marathon.
	RED STALLION Energy 6/10 Cherry-flavored, nothing special...
	RHUMBA Energy 6/10 This is one of the few noncarbonated energy drinks. It was basically average orange juice with some vitamins. Might as well buy a whole gallon of OJ for the price of one 16oz can though.
	RIP-IT Energy 8/10 This was only 99 cents a can at Kmart, so I didn't expect much. It kind of tasted like mountain dew, a little watery, but better than I expect, especially for the price. It did give me a surprising amount of energy. Pretty good for the price.
	RIP-IT A'Tomic Pom 7/10 Tastes like carbonated Hawaiian Punch (kind of like Pipeline) but again, the best deal for the budget minded energy drinker.
	RIP-IT Citrus X 10/10 Very very good, tastes a lot like Hammerhead, except you get twice as much for the same price!
	RIP-IT Citrus Sugar Free 8/10 Almost as good as the above product!
	RIP-IT Limewrecker Energy 8/10 Exactly what it is described as, a unique lime taste that reminded me of Trix cereal mixed with sprite. Only 99 cents, you can't go wrong with this line!
	RIP-IT Power Sugar Free 8/10 This entire line is good, even the sugar free stuff, I didn't mind the taste at all, no disgusting sugar-free aftertaste!
	ROCKSTAR Energy Drink 9/10 I can barely remember what this drink tasted like, but I remember I liked it a lot...with a good buzz. Definately one of the more popular drinks, you can find these everywhere.
	ROCKSTAR Diet Energy 7/10 -- A decent substitute for the real thing, but by the end of the can the taste was starting to make me feel ill. I still like the original Rockstars better; but if you really like to watch your weight or something, this is a good alternative. Or if you want to party like a South Beach faggot instead of a rockstar...
	ROCKSTAR Juiced 7/10 Carbonated orange juice? Haven't tried that before...
	ROCKSTAR Energy+Guava 9.5/10 This is one of the best drinks I've had in a while., the freshest grapefruits squeezed into lemonaid. Although it comes in a gay Barney purple can. Very pleasantly surprised.
	ROCKSTAR Zero Diet 7/10 Pretty much tastes just like the Diet Rockstar.
	ROCKSTAR 21 6/10 Okay, between the Tilt, Sparks, and now Rockstar 21, all three of these things taste 100% EXACTLY the same. The only reason Rockstar is going to get a slightly lowered score is because I expect more from this company since most of their other drinks are very good.
	RUSH Energy 7/10 I didn't expect much from this drink but I was kind of surprised that it tasted as good as it did. It's a good drink, but I can barely remember what it tasted like.
	RUSH Energy Lite 7.5/10 I didn't expect much from this drink (again), but it tasted a lot like strawberries. It's pretty good for a diet drink.
	SHOCKWAVE Energy 5/10 One of those overcarbonated OJ clones, nothing special.
	SHOCKWAVE Sugar Free Energy 7/10 Either I'm getting more generous in reviews, losing taste buds, or the technology for sugar free drinks is getting better. At one point, I almost stopped buying diet or sugar-free drinks because they were so terrible; however, this one is very palatable. It's very close to the original orange juice flavor, but without the crash-inducing sugar. One of the better diet/sugarless drinks.
	SHOCKWAVE InfaRED Energy 8.5/10 I was expecting the typical "red" flavor, but this one was more unique, I can't really put my finger on what type of flavor...but it's pretty close to cherry. This was a very good drink.
	SOBE Adreline Rush 7.5/10 This is one of the many drinks that is similar to carbonated orange juice. The flavor was good, not great, but it really keep me going all day. It's not my favorite drink, but it's better than a lot of the other ones out there.
	SOBE Adrenaline Rush Sugar Free 0/10 I almost gave up trying energy drinks after this one. The absolutely terrible aftertaste. It tastes like bleach. The sugared one is okay. This is garbage.
	SOBE Superman 4/10 Most people don't like this drink. I thought it was okay at first, tasted like dark cherry with root beer. But by the end, I couldn't finish the can cause it repulsed me so much. I wouldn't recommend it.
	SOBE 24 Karat Gold 8.5/10 Tastes really close to the Original No Fear. In a blind taste test, you really can't tell them apart. Nice design though.
	SOBE No Fear 8.5/10 Pretty good drink, you can find it almost everywhere.
	SOBE No Fear Sugar Free 4.5/10 Tastes okay for a sugar free drink, but it smells like my grandpa's couch (which kind of makes me not want to drink it.)
	SOBE Essential Energy Berry Pomegranate 8.5/10 The Sobe brand must have reinvented themselves with the Essential energies. Makes me worry a little that maybe the No Fears were taken off the shelves for health reasons. Either way, this drink is an improvement, it's a very crisp and smooth drink, blue berry flavored without tasting like just another blue drink. Recommended.
	SOBE Essential Energy Orange 8.5/10 See the above review, except it's orange and equally as delicious.
	SPARKS Energy Beer 7/10 Tastes just like Tilt. 6.0% Alcohol you can't even taste it.
	SPIKE Shooter 7.5/10 There are so many warnings all over this can; DO NOT DRINK WHILE PREGNANT, DO NOT DRINK MORE THAN 1 CAN A DAY, ETC. But I ain't never scared. This is one of the few drinks I've been carded for, +18 to purchase. It is a little hard to drink, it kind it's a heavy, tasteless drink. It is a pretty good jolt though.
	STACKER 2 Stinger Kronic Kola 3/10 This tastes like carbonated garbage water that's been sitting in the sun for hours. No thanks.
	STACKER 2 Stinger Diet Kronic Kola 2/10 Diet Pepsi. Gross.
	STACKER 2 Stinger Enraged Rasberry 9/10 Despite the gayness of the name, this was a really good drink with a very different taste. Very refreshing and original.
	STACKER 2 Stinger Citrus 7/10 Almost tastes like carbonated lemonaid. I was expected more of a orange citrus flavor, but this was actually a more lemon citrus taste.
	STACKER 2 Stinger Punch 6.5/10 Like the generic carbonated punch that cheap parents brought to elementary school halloween parties.
	STACKER 2 Brazilian Guarana 3/10 Soda water + caffeine = this.
	STARBUCKS Doubleshot 7.5/10 I am not a coffee drinker and I especially hate expressos. However, I found this drink to be quite palletable. But since it's mostly just a lot of caffiene and sugar withot the vitamins or minerals of most energy drinks, I only gave me a small and temporary boost. It made me want to fall asleep two hours later. And there's only like 5 oz in it!
	STARBUCKS Doubleshot Light 4/10 Tasted okay, just like the regular doubleshot, but made me sick to my stomach an hour later. I felt the expresso grinding away at my stomach lining, but it kept me awake!
	STEVEN SEGAL'S Lightning Bolt Cherry 1/10 I can't tell if the Steven Segal endorsement is a joke or not. The drink is pretty B-rate, a mix of cherries and tea. Sick. And the drink really didn't keep me energized very long either. At least if something's going to taste sick, it should at least keep me awake.
	STUD Juice Energy 3/10 This is one of those drinks that just goes to show you how every company is jumping on the energy drink bandwagon, even companies that don't make energy drinks. Expensive and forgettable, watered down Sprite and sugar water.
	TILT Energy Beer 7/10 This tastes really weird; doesn't really taste like beer at all, more like a malt beverage like Smirnoff. I've been trying for 10 minutes to think of the fruit it tasted like but I can't! It's like a sour watermelon maybe? No...
	TORQUE Energy Beer 9/10 FINALLY! An energy beer worth drinking. I was completely expecting another Tilt, Sparks, Rockstar 21, or god forbid Budwiser B^E. This taste was very unique and left a really good aftertaste in my lungs. Highly recommended!
	TWIN LABS Energy Fuel 5/10 Nothing special knockoff.
	UNBOUND Energy 5/10 - This drink is okay; kind of sweet but still with a slight bitter aftertaste.
	UNBOUND Energy Juice 5.5/10 - This tasted a lot like lightly carbonated peaches...I know, right?
	UNBOUND Low Carb Energy 4/10 - Not a very good drink at all. Smells like a gym floor. Pass on this brand.
	UPSHOT Energy Shot Kola 5.5/10 Only 2.5 oz., but it's just as effective as a normal energy drink. Except it tastes extremely bitter. At least it's a small shot. Gets you going, but the taste is a turn off.
	WHO'S YOUR DADDY Energy Green Tea 8/10 I expected this one to suck because it is branded as gross green tea. However, it was sweet instead of bitterly sour. It was more like a sweet ice tea with a hint of green tea. Much better than I anticipated.
	Xcyto Energy 7/10 Don't even remember what this tasted like, but I remember it was nothing special.
	Xcyto Sugar Free Energy 7/10 See above, without sugar.
	Xyience Energy 7.5/10 Really decent for a diet drink, almost like a concentrated clean can of mountain dew.
	Xyience XEnergy Cranrazz 8/10 If you haven't guessed by the title what this energy drink tastes like...it was different yet enjoyable. Close to the Stinger 2 Rasberry drink but a little tarter.