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Winter 2007

Sparkler Explosion
Dan may have lost his eyebrows
A two story sparkler bomb explosion almost destroys my house.
Luckily for me, the fire department, and my insurance agent, it doesn't.
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Beersketball
Beer pong is for lightweights (like me)
Like Beer Pong, only with Basketballs and buckets.
This is the best drinking game ever.
3:51
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Bitchy Girlfriend, or Video Games?
This is a lot easier of a choice than between sex and video games
How to deal with a woman who's interfering with your video games.
0:31
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Redbull 9/11 Challenge
Redbulled
If I drank eight Redbulls in 20 minutes, I too would be super paranoid
about 9/11 conspiracies, wouldn't you? Or maybe I would've died.
5:08
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ESPN on the ocho
Tu eres muy homosexual
Sexual innuendo on the English/Spanish ESPN channel ocho.
Today, coverage of T-ball and youth soccer leagues.
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Drinking the Ghetto Fish
Again, playing God.  When will we learn????!!!
Josh drinks a ghetto fish from da fish hood.
His homie was shot by da Fish Man.
1:39
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Ecosystem in a Condom
What a delicate homeostasis
Making an advanced underwater ecosystem in a male birth control device.
In other words, playing God.
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Cats gotta stay high
Cats gotta stay high until they die
Getting the cat high on catnip to rap music.
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Club Chicks
Dumb white girls
Hot "girls" getting ready to go to the clubs. Except one has a penis.
And facial hair. You get the idea. Dumb girls.
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Diary of a Mad Black Man
I actually made this in like 2002
This video is actually like four years old, but I just came across it.
Follow the diary of a mad black man named Richard Barnes, ex-Mcdonald's employee.
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QVC Kitchen Magic
I downloaded Mike Jones for my Teapot
Kitchen Magic, hosted by a suicidal and infertile Ms. Copperstein.
The kitchen was never so much fun.
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Dry Ice Bomb
I couldn't have made a more perfect hole in the ceiling
Watch a dry ice bomb explode a perfectly cut hole in the ceiling. I mean, it's perfect.
1:19
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Ghost Hunting
Ghost Hunting in my mysterious backyard
Will our resident ghostbuster capture the mysterious Whore of Ohio?
Probably not. Most likely not. Okay, he doesn't.
3:36
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Girlscout Cookies
In the kitchen with drunk dan
Dan as a drunk male girlscout making cookies.
We never even made it door to door. Maybe next time.
2:47
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Fall 2006

The Sledding Accident
Ouch
Vince literally breaks his leg while sledding.
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The Magic Booster Bag
Don't try this at home (try it at stores)
Does it really beat store security sensors?
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Retard Zombie
......(drools).....
A retard is mother nature's zombie.
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The Hamburgler
Robble Robble?
This Halloween, cholesterol isn't the only killer.
And if you eat hamburgers, you're dead meat.
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Making the Band: With Broken Sandwich
KOOL AID MOM WHERES THE KOOL AID?!
Behind the scenes with the high school underground sensation, Broken Sandwich.
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Broken Sandwich: The Album
Unicorns baby unicorns
The Best Band you've never heard of back for a greatest hits album.
In stores everywhere crappy indie band shit is sold.
1:47
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Summer 2006

Safari in my Pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a safari in my pants, and your invited!
This video has been banned on many video sites. It's really not even that graphic.
1:45


Chill Time wit K-Fed
Deadbeat Dad
Spend a day with white trash Kevin Federline and his video journal.
2:52
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The $100 Remake of Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates!
Did you know that Pirates of the Caribbean 2 cost over $200,000,000 to make??
We tried to recreate this summer's blockbuster epic with only a $100 budget.
4:31

Garbage Picking
Pirates!
Did you ever wonder what people throw away in the garabage? So did I!
5:00

Spring 2006

My Not So Super Sweet 16
spoiled bitch
What happens when mommy and daddy can no longer afford to throw their
spoiled rotten daugther for her sweet 16? And you thought hurricane Katrina was bad...
5:45


The Emo Ambassadors
Quit bitching and just kill yourselves already
There is a group of teenage bloggers that met on MySpace from all over America.
Their goal: To travel the world and find the saddest things to cry about.
They are...the Emo Ambassadors.
5:00

Winter 2006

Alcoholic Funeral Clown Violates Parole
what a drunk asshole
The Alcoholic Funeral Clown is a hired entertainer for funerals.
He's supposed to keep spirits high in an otherwise tragic day.
Instead, he usual always shows up drunk and screws everything up.
The last time, he went too far and got arrested and now he's on parole.
For community service, he has work for Meals on Wheels.
Any bets he's going to fuck it up and get drunk?
5:06


Rainbows and Rabbits: Attorneys
Rainbows and Rabbits will kick the shit out of any other attorney, guaranteed!
Rainbows and Rainbows is the best team of lawyers one could ask for.
Astonishingly, they win a flawless 100% of their court cases. How do they do it????
5:00

Fall 2005

2 Liters
2 Liters...full of fun!
Throwin' 2 Liters off of the roof. Surprisingly entertaining.
1:13


International Tea Party
peace in the middle east?  not if there's still israel, jihads, and oil!
Delegates from around the world join together to host the first ever internationl tea party.
Will the world ever accomplish world peace? Will we ever finish the AIDS quilt?
This video is so fucked up.
4:31

Jimmy's 1st Day of Skool
let's hope he doesn't get molested
1:35

Magical Travis Gets a Job
The Magic business has taken a tumble in the stock market ever since Pokemon
5:48

Summer 2005

Backseat Gameshow
The Gameshow craze that's sweeping the nation
We ask trivia to contestants from the backseat of a moving car.
For every right answer, they get one point. For every wrong answer...well...
8:06


Vacuum Blowjob
It wasn't as much fun as you'd think
A quickie with the vacuum cleaner. It swallows for easy cleanup.
0:36

Irish Pizza Driving
How many drinks have you had tonight?
The purpose of this exercise was to get Dan and Adam liquored up;
then, the pair would try to naviagate an elaborate obstacle course,
on a tricycle, pizza box in hand. Hope it doesn't rain,
and they'd better be cautious of the DUI checkpoints...
5:13

Vietnam
the biggest mistake since Iraq (again).
Two campers get a surprise when a grizzly bear attacks their tent,
only to accidently trigger the bears's post-tramatic flashbacks in Vietnam.
Witness the tragedy of America's most senselss war, well, since the one we're in now.
3:59

Spring 2005

Family Game Night
Yay! It's time for incest!
Yay! It's family game night, everyone's favorite day of the week!
Do you guys wanna play Monopoly Jr? Or how about spin the bottle? Both? Okay!
2:21


Kitten Sniper
Who would do such a terrible thing?
The peace in small town suburbia is shattered when a maniac kitten sniper runs havok
across the neighborhood. Who would do such a thing? The mystery is thicker
than you could've ever imagined...
5:52

Cooking with Stoners
We gotta stay high
Every hippy's favorite show on the Food Network, Cooking with Stoners.
4:22

Wallmart Sweatshop
and you thought your job was bad
A day in the life of the unsung heroes of Wallmart, the 3rd world sweatshop employee.
2:11

Winter 2004

Prank'd
Durrh, were gonna prank this guy so good!
A very special guest star of Ritalin Junkies, Ashton Kutcher
made a very special episode of the hit TV show prank'd for the movie!
Hilarity ensues when the prank almost doesn't go according to plan,
but you'll have to watch the movie to find out what happens!
3:04


Guerilla Radio
lights out, guerilla radio
Good old fashion monkeying around in this old skool music video. And breaking stuff.
2:23

Pirate Lawyers
Aaargh, bitches!
This video is so out of context, it doesn't make any sense at all.
But I still think is funny in a stupid kind of way.
2:13

Sex...or Video Games?
i think you know the right choice...
A classic dilemma; sex...or video games...
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